男人和女人之间的计算公式

精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫

精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通

愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻

愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕



　购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]


男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西

A man will pay for a item he needs

女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西

A woman will pay for a item that she doesn t need



一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]


女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫

A successful woman is one who can find such a man



幸福 [HAPPINESS]

　　
要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all



长寿 [LONGEVITY]

　
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die



改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]

　
女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t

男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了

A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change, and she does